XY&Z and the Stale fishChapter one (part 2)
***Modified Story***
Chapter 1 part 1 (here)
(Disclaimer : The thoughts and storyline are not entirely uncorrelated to the real world and life as we see it. The only difference is that i view these things in an overtly obtuse fashion. Please feel free to imagine and fill up the holes with whatever wild explanation you find fit. )
How could you ? You are a fish !! .......(contd from previous)
....anyway, i'll tell you about you once i am through with the introductory pleasantries (which i am entirely against !!).
The idea of Xy in certain fishlore involves a white colored environment usually in the clouds and a lot of leisure time. Some fishlores even go to the extent of insinuating the connection of logical steps to the assumed ease of swimming to Xynia !!! How absurd ?
I am simply amazed by all you fish, you have the most developed senses of denial. I guess that is the only reason that bought you here... see here go again with idea bashing...i should stop doing that. Anyways you wouldnt know that a specie or an entity is an idea, so whenever i say "idea" please substitute the word "specie",in the correct context ofcourse , and assume that i am speaking politely. Joe is adamant about me being politically correct , with the ruckus about Z going on...it is natural to be in good light.
Z or Zeee , is a very notorious entity. It is known to all entity-kind ,not you as you are just a fish, to be a level 0.5 entity. Indeed it is true i conducted experiments with apples, candles, thermometers, pendulums and other sophisticated technologies. All preliminary results show that Z is not an integral solution...i mean Z is 1/2 level entity. Another stange thing i learnt was that Z goes stronger everytime you fish show movies like "gadar" or "kabhie khushi kabhie gam" or for that matter "veer zaara" !!! I was only able to enlist a localised survey but i know it for a fact that movies like "Torque" or "firewall" also contribute to his/her strength. But all that is different.....
The interesting thing about Z is that it isn't an entirely living entity...!!! Think of the irony....the whole of cosmos is in danger from a not-entirely-living-thing !!! According to my studies i categorise Z under "Ideas & Blasphemy". This means that the whole cosmii is under attack by a mere idea !!!!
The Intercosmos committee wasn't too happy on my findings so they tried to get me fired, but the ancient laws on firing involved dancing around the fire naked and none of them was Xy enough to do that.....(they couldn't fire me anyway as i supercede their decisons secretly)
Lets see now, i have introduced you to Joe or Xy, i have told you about Xynians and Xynia, I have given you an idea about the idea called Zee..... ,But what i have not introduced to you is you yourself. so Fish ! say hi to yourself. Many fish dont actually know about themselves. Some take entire lifetimes to know what they are and where they belong. Many fish dont event know their purpose is their own and no one is going to give a sign to them !! poor fellas ....rest of them just go around bashing each other silly for no particular purpose of importance , all they know is that what they can trade is their worth and hence they put all their efforts into collecting junk trading value !! wow !! what fools....eh pardon me for saying that, but i say what i should and can.
So, you are a fish, all you yearn for is barter and to reproduce. A certain darwin-fish somehow managed to sum up your monkeying around behaviour by connecting you to apes !!!!
I will tell you this in confidence, tell your fishkind to stop monkeying around ....because soon your bartering days will be over. Did you know that everytime there is fish-thought of being strong and powerful there is a felony of the bad kind ? And the intercosmos police has an upper ceiling for the number of these thought crimes....they just Shift+Del your planet's account from the space time continuom account !!!!
Fish usually flow with the river......they have no mind of their own. Those who do are foolish with respect to the river but one may never know who has the right perspective on the matters of frames of reference, as the cosmos isn't of any specific shape.You know, once you accept it to be sphere and have a certain perspective, the next moment cosmos changes itself to some other forsaken one.....leaving your perspectives all screwed up. Fish don't know this.....all they keep saying to one another is "man !, where's your perspective" whilst unknowingly and ironically the one having no perspective at all is the right choice to be made.
Okay now , i have given you the overview. Its time we move on to more serious things like breathing.
(chapter 1 concuded)
The idea of Xy in certain fishlore involves a white colored environment usually in the clouds and a lot of leisure time. Some fishlores even go to the extent of insinuating the connection of logical steps to the assumed ease of swimming to Xynia !!! How absurd ?
I am simply amazed by all you fish, you have the most developed senses of denial. I guess that is the only reason that bought you here... see here go again with idea bashing...i should stop doing that. Anyways you wouldnt know that a specie or an entity is an idea, so whenever i say "idea" please substitute the word "specie",in the correct context ofcourse , and assume that i am speaking politely. Joe is adamant about me being politically correct , with the ruckus about Z going on...it is natural to be in good light.
Z or Zeee , is a very notorious entity. It is known to all entity-kind ,not you as you are just a fish, to be a level 0.5 entity. Indeed it is true i conducted experiments with apples, candles, thermometers, pendulums and other sophisticated technologies. All preliminary results show that Z is not an integral solution...i mean Z is 1/2 level entity. Another stange thing i learnt was that Z goes stronger everytime you fish show movies like "gadar" or "kabhie khushi kabhie gam" or for that matter "veer zaara" !!! I was only able to enlist a localised survey but i know it for a fact that movies like "Torque" or "firewall" also contribute to his/her strength. But all that is different.....
The interesting thing about Z is that it isn't an entirely living entity...!!! Think of the irony....the whole of cosmos is in danger from a not-entirely-living-thing !!! According to my studies i categorise Z under "Ideas & Blasphemy". This means that the whole cosmii is under attack by a mere idea !!!!
The Intercosmos committee wasn't too happy on my findings so they tried to get me fired, but the ancient laws on firing involved dancing around the fire naked and none of them was Xy enough to do that.....(they couldn't fire me anyway as i supercede their decisons secretly)
Lets see now, i have introduced you to Joe or Xy, i have told you about Xynians and Xynia, I have given you an idea about the idea called Zee..... ,But what i have not introduced to you is you yourself. so Fish ! say hi to yourself. Many fish dont actually know about themselves. Some take entire lifetimes to know what they are and where they belong. Many fish dont event know their purpose is their own and no one is going to give a sign to them !! poor fellas ....rest of them just go around bashing each other silly for no particular purpose of importance , all they know is that what they can trade is their worth and hence they put all their efforts into collecting junk trading value !! wow !! what fools....eh pardon me for saying that, but i say what i should and can.
So, you are a fish, all you yearn for is barter and to reproduce. A certain darwin-fish somehow managed to sum up your monkeying around behaviour by connecting you to apes !!!!
I will tell you this in confidence, tell your fishkind to stop monkeying around ....because soon your bartering days will be over. Did you know that everytime there is fish-thought of being strong and powerful there is a felony of the bad kind ? And the intercosmos police has an upper ceiling for the number of these thought crimes....they just Shift+Del your planet's account from the space time continuom account !!!!
Fish usually flow with the river......they have no mind of their own. Those who do are foolish with respect to the river but one may never know who has the right perspective on the matters of frames of reference, as the cosmos isn't of any specific shape.You know, once you accept it to be sphere and have a certain perspective, the next moment cosmos changes itself to some other forsaken one.....leaving your perspectives all screwed up. Fish don't know this.....all they keep saying to one another is "man !, where's your perspective" whilst unknowingly and ironically the one having no perspective at all is the right choice to be made.
Okay now , i have given you the overview. Its time we move on to more serious things like breathing.
(chapter 1 concuded)
