XY&Z and the stale fish.... Chapter one (part 1)

(Disclaimer : The thoughts and storyline are not entirely uncorrelated to the real world and life as we see it. The only difference is that i view these things in an overtly obtuse fashion. Please feel free to imagine and fill up the holes with whatever wild explanation you find fit. )

XY&Z ! and the Stale Fish

Chapter One : Xynia and all things Xy and z.

Ah! there you are ....i wasn't expecting you so soon. So you are the stale fish that people were talking about for the past ten days, Xynian of course. Confused? Don't be i will help you fit in. I am Brihovax Avinyora, the pretender. I am the shadow of Xy, the supreme lord and creator of everything. You might notice that Xynia is named after him but quite contrary and ironic he created Xynia first and then rechristened himself as Xy as the first Xynians that he created made fun of his original name “Joe”.

A typical Xynian is an entity who may have limbs more or equal than two, each according to Xy's whims. Incidentally after the creation of first few Xynians and their subsequent ridiculing of Xy's original name , they were made targets to a new fashion statement of Ext Ralimb Osis (an ancient tactic of using fake limbs to scare an opponent in ancient Mesopotamia) as a means to get back at them for making fun of him. These Xynians have each a unique ability , most have an incredible capability to withstand humiliation and pain. They have pain and suffering competitions on Xynia annually. If you are interested in it, tickets are available on a last come first serve basis.

All Xynians are level 3 entities, i am a level two. Xy or Joe , i like to call him Joe, is a level one entity. Actual number is not known but legends created by me have it that there were or are around 13 Joes out there, that means 13 level one entities. These entites or Joes are of similar nature. If one was to sum up all the capabilities and traits of these Joes and divide that by thirteen, one would find out that it will turn out to be that of exactly one Joe, hence the term average Joe. The actual mathematics behind this wonder is under research. Many believe that whence one adds all the quantities remain still but as the divide operation is done the quantities readjust themselves to cause the result.

I understand that you ask me that if there are 13 Joes out there then which one am i talking about? Right? The answer is very obvious , but not to a fish , since all the Joes average out to exactly Joe, it means that mathematically it does not matter whichever i may be referring to. Frankly nobody in this cosmos cares about which one we refer to, as generally average Joe is not the topic of discussion. As far as they are concerned they know that average Joe exists and does what he needs to, besides that nobody wants to know further of him.

So, now i think that you have a pretty good idea about what Xy is and who he can be. Lets now get acquainted with Xynia. Xynia is an idea, Xynia is an entity , Xynia is everywhere and nowhere,Xynia is everything that Z wanted but could not get.I shall introduce you to Z when the time comes. Anyways, Xynia is the place where every fish wants to swim to , Xynia is not perceivable to everybody. Let me remind you that fish are level 23 entities and are thus by nature incapable of understanding Xynia. You are here because of an emergency and by the collective request of some three and a half level life forms. You are here to know of your being and existence rather than the nothingness that you fish all seem to care a lot about. So Xynia was created by Joe to serve a purpose. The purpose was to harbour and cultivate beings and life forms greater than three. The reason would still not be clear to you now as you do not know the background. How could you ? You are a fish !! ...contd

(I'll be publishing this book very soon so any suggestions are wholeheartedly unwelcome! comment if you please)